NewsFlash!
September 4th 2011 06:57
Despite rumours to the contrary, it has been confirmed that Julia Gillard is NOT Machiavelli. With our friends at Ten News mistaking a list of boys she may or may not have kissed in the past with a list of people who intend to take her two feet in three pies leadership, a media storm has been created.
Wayne Swan, although suspiciously not on the list of most kissable, has confirmed it a lie to the (somewhat underground) BS detector. With Annabelle Crabb now in the hot seat at ABC Online, Fairfax were disabled in picking up the signal. The flaming poo at SMH headquarters' doorstep seemed to be the crossing of wires making every left field conversation that mentioned carbon tax somehow squeeze in the issue of Asylum seekers.
On one hand... yeah the PM only has two as well!
The swing from fascism has edged back toward anarchy, and Ms Gillard ain't no juggler in the circus. Some may call it calculated, for others simply the way it should be. Regardless, journos shouldn't be stepping in calling the shots when THERE ISN'T A JOURNALIST PARTY IN GOVERNMENT. Although they do come fairly close to the backbench...
In other news, it has been determined that Barack Obama is, in fact, not Jesus. And although some believe The Lord can still save The Land of the Brave from damnation, the tea party and invested affiliates have made sure it is, officially, not happening.
There needs to be a debate between neo-conservatives and progressives. It simply isn't about left or right anymore, and they're giving the rest of us a headache. Out >_>
Wayne Swan, although suspiciously not on the list of most kissable, has confirmed it a lie to the (somewhat underground) BS detector. With Annabelle Crabb now in the hot seat at ABC Online, Fairfax were disabled in picking up the signal. The flaming poo at SMH headquarters' doorstep seemed to be the crossing of wires making every left field conversation that mentioned carbon tax somehow squeeze in the issue of Asylum seekers.
On one hand... yeah the PM only has two as well!
The swing from fascism has edged back toward anarchy, and Ms Gillard ain't no juggler in the circus. Some may call it calculated, for others simply the way it should be. Regardless, journos shouldn't be stepping in calling the shots when THERE ISN'T A JOURNALIST PARTY IN GOVERNMENT. Although they do come fairly close to the backbench...
In other news, it has been determined that Barack Obama is, in fact, not Jesus. And although some believe The Lord can still save The Land of the Brave from damnation, the tea party and invested affiliates have made sure it is, officially, not happening.
There needs to be a debate between neo-conservatives and progressives. It simply isn't about left or right anymore, and they're giving the rest of us a headache. Out >_>
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